Hero Councilman Saves People Of New Castle, New York From Unlicensed Rice Krispie Treats

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  1. Ken says:

    He's got a face even a mother would want to punch.

    This is usually the moment at which the mordantly hip forces who love to sneer at the "gilertarians" and "teahaddists" step in to say "So, you're happy if you get food poisoning? You're happy if there are unregulated food cards run by Exxon selling children's roasted genitals?"

    This ignores the basic point that only a colossal douche would have handled this by calling the cops. Which I think is Patrick's point.

  2. Snitch-n-Time says:

    Here's another mindless municipal busybody going into overdrive to stamp out any embers of free market thinking residing in the bosom of little children. Politically, I'd say Master Wolfenbothem has maxed out and hit the zenith of his political career. File this under "P" for Peter Principle. He has clearly risen to his level of incompetence.

  3. Ken says:

    Awesome, Nicolas. Thanks. Just sent one.

    Board Member Wolfensohn:

    I just observed three youths, aged 6-8, brown hair, medium height, making sand castles by the beach in Battery Park. I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THEY DO NOT HAVE A CONDITIONAL USE PERMIT. IS THIS AREA ZONED FOR "CASTLES"?

    Please send a SWAT team right away. One of them looked mean.

  4. aelfheld says:

    Exxon sells children's roasted genitals? I thought you had to fill up with 10 gallons or more to get those.

  5. Patrick says:

    He’s got a face even a mother would want to punch.

    That or she'd want to wash his hair in the sink.

    Seriously, that is one nasty looking 'do. And he needs to make up his mind: shave or grow a beard. That thing on his face looks like a bad wax job.

  6. Ken says:

    Yeah, he looks like his wife kicked him out for looking a child porn and now he's living in his leased Audi, moving it each night from one fast-food parking lot to the other so it won't get repossessed. It might be the most unfortunately publicity pic we've seen since Bradley Johnson.

  7. firehat says:

    Why doesn't Anonymous ever go after pricks like this? The internet would better serve the world by turning its collective wrath on this guy than on Google Doodles and obscure unsold Kindle editions.

  8. SPQR says:

    What this post needs is … more links to it.

    I got a rule. If you put on a tie, you must shave.

  9. Rockin' Rod says:

    It's a good thing we have vigilante people like Councilman Wolfensohn to help stamp out unfettered vestiges of entrepeneurship demonstrated by our youth. Instead of turning to the police to handle such hooligans, he could have informed the boys himself of the nescessary permits required or EVEN helped them to acquire the proper documents, but then, they weren't of voting age, were they?