When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come and see!" Then another horse came out, a fiery Pinkie Pie one.

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  1. TJIC says:

    > It’s implied, but not stated, that this breakfast item is a memorial


  2. Doug says:

    lol. been there, done that.

  3. Burt Likko says:

    Abby has apparently completed the Los Angeles County Volunteer Mediator panel training, because her appeal for peace amongst the plastic ponies was roughly as sophisticated as the analysis I last got from a free panel mediator.

  4. Pete says:

    Oh Ken… Fark? No Reddit? I've tried to go back to Fark since switching to Reddit, and it's like a time machine – Reddit from 3 or 6 days ago.

  5. Patrick says:

    I believe I speak for Ken when I make these two points on the Fark / Reddit thing:

    1) We prefer Reddit. Reddit has been FAR kinder to us than the snobs at Fark. Size of the userbase isn't the only reason. There's a "wisdom of crowds" / "you can't fool all the people" / "pointy-headed" people thing going on as well, to which end Popehat is honestly better suited to Reddit than Fark.

    Ken keeps trying to raise us up to the level of Fark. What can he do? He's a social climber and a snob, but he's stuck with me. I keep dragging us down to the level of Reddit. What can I do? I'm a social loser and a slob.

    2) You must admit that Fark sounds better than Reddit. Speaking of ends, both sites are named after bathroom noises, but it's far better to release a Fark in the bathroom, or in public, than it is to release a Reddit.

    I Fark all the time. The last time I had a Reddit, I'd made the mistake of drinking tap water in Russia.

  6. Ken says:

    I really haven't spent enough time at Reddit to even compare. Fark has a certain charmless charm, and is good for leads.

  7. Patrick says:

    Reddit's so much better as a source of material (if you're willing to do a little sorting – USE the ratings and don't be afraid to click on the new stuff), than Fark that it isn't even funny.

  8. SPQR says:

    Never have I seen a better description of the difference between Fark and Reddit than that which Patrick supplies.

    For an encore, Patrick, describe 4chan for us…

  9. David says:

    Am I wrong in believing, after comparing the title of this post with the quotes from your daughters, that you know the names of the My Little Pony characters better than they do?

  10. Ken says:

    Actually I came up with the post title concept and then looked up the names on Wikipedia.

  11. mojo says:

    Welcome to the "repeating stupid stuff my teacher said" zone.

  12. trinlayk says:

    I used to babysit for a kid with severe ADHD as well as other issues (long strange story, and TOTALLY not his parent's fault)… His parents FORBID toy weapons of any kind, or violent play. I was constantly rescuing his Older Brother (by about 3-4 years) from him…

    no toy guns, no toy swords, no Death Rays from Mars… but dang, any stick, plastic pony, finger, spoon, would become a gun or a death ray the minute he laid hands on it.

    I think it's also a human tendency to role play violence (action movies), even if we don't want, and don't have to deal with it in our real lives… maybe ESPECIALLY when we don't want it, and don't have it .