Arkansas Senator Mark Pryor: Ashamed To Be Called A Prostitute, But Proud To Be A Thug

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  1. C. S. P. Schofield says:

    It may be beyond the Senator's ability to make Pryor look like a good guy (I'm by no means clear that would be possible), but by attacking him the Senator has made it clear that the Senator has nothing better to do with his time than keep up with the news releases of Girls Gone Wild. I wonder if one could find out just how familiar the Senator and his staff (no pun intended) are with the videos. Is it possible that tax money has been spent on a course of comparison of secondary sex characteristics?

  2. C. S. P. Schofield says:

    Sorry, for Pryor, read Francis. I should't post before the caffeine kicks in.

  3. Ken says:

    Damn, we missed you.

  4. EH says:

    The thing you do is call Sen. Pryor's office and ask him if this action is all his idea. One thing politicians hate is being pinned down before the results are in.

  5. mojo says:

    It's called "humor", Senator. Possibly you've heard of it.

  6. SPQR says:

    It takes a lot of work to make yourself look scummier than Francis, but Pryor is not afraid of hard work!

  7. Most of the prostitutes I know have a sense of humor, but a few are as incredibly humorless as your average politician or radical feminist. It might be worth pointing out, however, that I don't know a single prostitute who doesn't rightfully look down on the mercenary amorality of the typical politician.

  8. Bob says:

    In the senator's defense, the humor of the press release is a little more sophisticated than fart jokes or videos of dogs chasing fireworks and he may not have realized it was there.

  9. Joe says:

    The five most feared words for just about any Arkansas politician are, ‘Will the defendant please rise’.”