Happy Halo 4 Release Day!

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  1. Confused Third Party Voter says:

    But what do I drink if I voted for Johnson or Stein?

  2. Michael S. says:

    Smirnoff Ice…ouch. You could at least stick the Halo 4'ers with the PBR (or Milwaukee's Best or some similar swill)…

  3. Mike says:

    I admit that these are accurate. Cocktails I assume are for if the other guy wins?

  4. Kirk Taylor says:

    What do us Gary Johnson voters drink?

  5. Anonymous says:

    Wait what.

    Vote "No" on "Don't limit freedom to marry" in Minnesota? I'm not exactly local to that area, so if somebody could explain or link an explanation of that law, I'd appreciate it.

  6. Dave Ruddell says:

    After the infamous VP Debate of 2007

    Looks like someone started his drinking a little early

  7. GrimGhost says:

    Also, vote No on Calif. Proposition 35.

    (I'd actually be FOR it, if the definition of "sex offender" meant "guy hanging around a playground, offering candy to children." But nope, prostitutes or anyone caught urinating on a wall while drunk, also could be convicted of being a "sex offender.")

  8. NotPiffany says:

    Less misogynistic bullshit on XBL? Yeah, right.

  9. Derpus says:

    @Kirk Taylor: Kool-Aid, amirite u guize?

  10. NotPiffany says:

    Oh, Anonymous, the (state) constitutional amendment in MN is "Sec. 13. Only a union of one man and one woman shall be valid or recognized as a marriage in Minnesota." A vote for that would be a vote to limit the freedom to marry, so a vote against it is a vote not to limit the freedom to marry.

    It's in the middle of this page.

  11. Brian says:

    Where are the third-party drinks? (the people who voted third-party need it more)

  12. Ali says:

    Stella Artois is really, really not a posh drink.

  13. Damon says:

    Since I didn't vote, and don't vote, and will not vote (seeing no material difference between a left leaning statist and a right leaning statist), I'm going home and, after working out, I'll fix a nice meal of chicken curry with carrots & spinach. Then, I'm popping the cap on a bottle of Lagavulin single malt. I shall shake my head ruefully….

  14. the other rob says:

    In England, Stella is colloquially known as "Wife Beater" – as in "A pint of wife beater, please". People started calling it that some time in the 1990s and sales dropped 10% in a single year. I can't prove a causal relationship, however.

    To answer the Third Party questions, I voted Johnson and I shall be drinking Ardbeg, a very fine single malt from the island if Islay, in the Inner Hebrides.

  15. CTrees says:


    Alternate answer: O'Douls, because it's really not going to make a difference.

    (joking aside, I like Johnson far more than Obama or Romney, and have been pushing my conservative friends to vote for him)

  16. DMC-12 says:

    "Sport-ball" is my new go-to term. Thank you.

  17. PiperTom says:

    I voted for Gary Johnson* and I will drink what they have at the NC victory party, but I'm yearning for some Glenfiddich 50 year old Single Malt. We are expecting to break records here in NC.

    If you are a supporter near Raleigh, come join us at the Holiday Inn Crabtree, 4100 Glenwood Ave. Party starts at 7:30.

    *Actually, I voted for myself; I'm a presidential elector pledged to Johnson.

  18. Dave says:

    I voted for Johnson, and I'm drinking Chimay tonight!

  19. mojo says:

    Blow me.

  20. Kelly says:

    I have mead, only because I was out of vodka …but I do have a straw!

  21. Dan says:

    Voted for Gary Johnson and having black coffee now… bourbon over ice later. Also voted against Todd Akin, who has some misinformed beliefs about the age of the Earth and human physiology.

  22. Nicholas Weaver says:

    Its a pity that although on civil liberties, rampant militarism, and financial mismanagement, the parties are near identical in their crappitude, there really is a difference in the level of bigotry between the two options, so there is a reason to hold your nose, stifle your vomit, and vote for one over the others.

  23. Nicholas Weaver says:

    And I'm going to pretend the election doesn't exist, fire up GTA IV, and go blow S@#)(#@* up.

  24. ttl says:

    Voting is for morons like myself. Biggest waste of time in my life. At least now I know. I will not,I hope, make this mistake again.

  25. Halo 4 ftw. I have a small team of lawyers who like to occasionally pwn n00bs. Any Halo playing PopeHatteers who want to join, send a FR to Patriarch360. I'll be drinking box wine like a boss.

  26. Clayton says:

    Johnson. And although mead does sound fantastic, I have a hard time not finishing a bottle by myself whenever one gets opened–so I'll go with the Glenmorangie Nectar d'Or.

  27. Jess says:

    How about mixing the painkillers and the vodka – then you won’t remember who you even voted for.

  28. Grandy says:

    Specter VR >>> Halo (any of them).

  29. Trebuchet says:

    Stella Artois and Bud Light are products of the same company. I gotta ask: Was that intentional?

  30. TheGeek says:

    IPA?? gag.

  31. the other rob says:

    There seems to be a distinct trend emerging: it seems that many Johnson voters prefer single malt whisky.

  32. Chris R. says:

    Wait no one voted for Roseanne Barr?

  33. Sean says:

    Johnson voter here, and I'll be drinking Evan Williams bourbon whiskey. Cheap, but good.

  34. Ae Viescas says:

    @Chris R. Isn't she only on the ballot in like four states? Sure wasn't on mine.

  35. wgering says:

    @Chris R.: shocking, right?

    One of the shitty things about living in California: I know people who fit that Obama-voter description perfectly.

  36. Nicholas Weaver says:

    Stone Pale Ale, Breaking Bad on the TV, and completely ignoring the "as they come in" horserace crap…

  37. Jess says:

    @politics you so depressing

  38. Mercury says:

    Stella is the PBR of the EU BTW.

  39. M. says:

    I hate both Stella Artois and Bud Light. Seriously, why is watery, tasteless beer so popular? If you hate the taste of beer so much, don't drink it!

  40. Kirk Taylor says:

    Ardbeg is an awesome idea! Oh wait, they close the liquor stores on election day in my neck of the woods!

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