"Do Not Taunt Mat"

Really!

Last 5 posts by Patrick Non-White

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  1. says

    Well, what does this mean for those of us with a pregnant women glued to doormats fetish? I mean, those of them. Those. Those people who have that fetish. Which I've heard about. From other people.

  2. says

    I'll confess: I read Patrick's post title as "Do Not Taunt" Mat, and expected something along the lines of those sovereign individual/natural law/lunatic (OK, that wasn't nice) signs warning gov authorities that they have… no.. authority on said SI's property.*

    Hmm. Maybe the feds could establish a "Do Not Taunt" list. Carreon and Romano could be the first to sign up. But Ken's going to end up owing a sizeable fortune to pony-taunted spammers.

    (And for the record, "Do not taunt mat" now replaces my previous favorite product disclaimer: "Warning: Do Not Eat. Not A Food Item." on a paid of plastic shoes stays.)

  3. says

    Well, you know, it's important to have ground rules when your function is having people walk all over you. Heck, they forgot the safeword.