Road To Popehat: Okay By Comparison Edition

It's time for the Road to Popehat, the feature in which we check out the site traffic logs, see what searches brought you here, and conclude that I'm really not crazy at all, by comparison.

This month y'all seem to be getting something out of your system before Google starts selling your search habits to FreakCorp or something:

small unwashed little underaged beautify school-kids porn: Say hello to the FBI for me Humbert Humbert.

chewbacca in a dress: "Let the Wookie win," if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

people doing it: "Hmm. I want to search for something dirty. But I really want to keep my options open. I don't know WHAT I'm in the mood for."

activity groups for non-violent felons in North Carolina: Knock yourself out.

preventative maintenance humor: This is going to be the worst keynote speech ever.

dionne warwickdionne [sic] warwick dionne warwick and witchcraft Is this like a Candyman thing?

fucking over wine. Though it was punchy and minimalistic, ultimately Bob's first idea for the new marketing campaign did not impress the Turning Leaf Vineyards people.

andy griffith is a jerk Searcher had gone too far, and had best watch his mouth.

How to make children from chewing hands: No … that's not how it works. See, when two people — oh, God. Clark, you handle this one.

marc stephens sues ken white COME AT ME, BRO.

contrast the human representation between michaelangelo's pieta and isenheim: It is not possible to demand that David do your Art History homework for you. You must romance the Art History out of him.

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  1. IGotBupkis, Three Time Winner of the Silver Sow Award says

    Have to say, it says a lot about search engines when these searches have "popehat" as a potential solution somewhere short of page 92,403,201.

  2. says

    Well, I submitted "small unwashed little underaged beautify school-kids porn" to google, and it reported about 188000 results. The first few were, however, this article. I conclude that you could put in "wombat peanut butter sandwich with fruit topping", and shortly thereafter rank high in the google results, perhaps just from this comment.

    Some of the results following the references to this article did sound a little strange, but the search was a little strange so you can understand that.

    The number of hits might have been smaller if I had searched on an exact phrase rather than just putting it in to the general search.

  3. Chris Berez says

    Say hello to the FBI for me Humbert Humbert.

    Coming soon to Road to Popehat, "murdering playwrights" and "moral epiphanies resulting from overhearing the sound of children at play."