It's time for the Road to Popehat, the feature in which we check out the traffic logs, see what searches brought people here, and wonder what good the NSA is if it hasn't Gitmoed some of your crazy asses.
After being away for a month, I was a little concerned about what sort of flotsam and jetsam had accumulated. Should I have been worried? Yes.
high school musical killing a man: The more sequels there are, the more desperate they get for plots.
can you kill yourself with a fork: Yes. The crucial decision is which fork. You don't want to use the wrong one and become the laughingstock of the social season.
difference between belittled and offended: You are belittled if I have belittled you. You may or may not be offended, depending on whether you understood that I was belittling you. Was that clear?
how do i get a stranger to touch my vagina in public: The government doesn't want you to lose sleep over such questions, and has thoughtfully arranged for the TSA to do so if you ever want to fly domestically.
what the navy dont want you to know: That ain't rum.
why would a rosicrucrusian talk to you about popehat? It's part of a plan. Shhhh.
is threatening to defame someone if you don't pay them blackmail: It's possible you haven't thought this situation all the way through.
meth how much can you make one box mucinex d: It was perhaps inevitable that later seasons of Breaking Bad would not be able to sustain the raw menace and depravity of the first few.
videos of women being fucked by small farm poneys: You may have shaken hands with this person today.
under canada law can someone utter threat to a fetus: Yes! Moreover, under Canadian law, it is a hate crime to say unpleasant things about fetuses, or generalize about them in any way, or in any way hurt their feelings.
POEHAT: "Quoth the raven, snort my taint."