Ken, G_d d_mn it!


CITTA DI CASTELLO, Italy, Sept. 13 (UPI) — Italian police said someone stole a pony believed to be the smallest in the world from its stall at the National Horse Fair of Citta di Castello.

Investigators said the 24.8-inch-tall pony, Charly, was visiting for the 47th annual horse fair when thieves cut through a wire fence overnight Thursday and fled with the pint-sized equine, ANSA reported Friday.

Does anyone know where Ken was Thursday?

Last 5 posts by Clark


  1. ULTRAGOTHA says

    Where do you think those little bottles of glue come from?

    Ian, you made my (pony-owning) wife cry. :"-(

  2. says

    That is the very same pony that propositioned me to expand my legal practice via email/twitter/social media marketing. I told him I wasn't a lawyer and didn't have a law firm, so he asked instead if I'd like a guest blogger on my site.

  3. says

    I HAVE NO IDEA what happened to that tender succulent pony.

    Ken also didn't get any messages and definitely did not shoot that delicious plump-breasted pigeon, either!

  4. AlanMorgan says

    Ken, I'm not your lawyer. I'm not anyone's lawyer. This, however, is legal advice (*): "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!".

    I'm probably fighting a losing battle here, but I thought I'd mention it.

    (*) Given by an actual lawyer, albeit under different circumstances.

  5. JLA Girl says

    Isn't Ken too afraid of ponies to get close enough to steal one?

    (He could, however, have hired someone. Where was Clark on Thursday?)