Welcome to another edition of ASK POPEHAT! Where we take your user submitted questions (firstname.lastname@example.org)and answer them, along with a special guest. Today's special guest is Republican Presidential Candidate Donald J Trump!
I'm a 52 year old women, living in God's Country. It's beautiful here, with all the trees and mooses and stuff. But I've been having some problems, and I hope you could help.
I have a lot of opinions, and thoughts about things. But lately I'm feeling ignored. People usually just laugh me off as an idiot, or unimportant. They mansplain to me. It's not like I'm some failure, I've achieved a certain level of success, enough to where I believe my thoughts and opinions should hold some weight. Lately, I've found out that some of the men are making a "hot list" of all the women in the village. ALL of them. And it's just really demeaning that after 52 years of life and accumulated knowledge, I'm still just reduced to a 1-10 scale of "hotness".
I'm 52 fucking years old, I just want to go to a bar and have a beer without some bearded bumblefuck pawing at me. I don't want special treatment, I just want to be treated as a person.
Maybe you're sharing your opinions with the wrong crowd. I certainly am not going to go into Fantasy Football stats with a classroom of 5 year-olds (it didn't go over well), and maybe you shouldn't bother sharing your thoughts with a less than receptive crowd. If you don't like how the bumblefucks are treating you, why are you hanging around bumblefucks?
Guys can certainly act like assholes. But not all guys. We're all unique, like snowflakes. If you don't have the patience or inclination to change the people in your environment, either endure it or get a new environment.
Nothing makes me angrier than when big dumb guys discriminate against girls and women. Like everyone says, no one loves women more than I do, and nothing gets me going more than a strong independent woman, able to care and provide for herself. Everybody tells me that I'm a true leader in the fight for women's rights! All the polls say so.
The Trump Campaign and the unrelated Trump Organization know that women are the best and should not be treated badly in any cases. And to prove this, I'm so proud to announce a new groundbreaking product and service coming available to women very soon.
We've done extensive research into Women's Issues in the Trump Campaign and the unrelated Trump Organization. What we've discovered is that women are very very concerned about their pussies. Like, it's all they think about! Well, let me assure you, that we will treat all pussy issues with the care and dedication that the Trump Campaign and the unrelated Trump Organization is known for.
Many people say that women out there are tired of the same old boring sterile clinic, with old doctors poking their old dusty hands in their twats and stuff. We at the Trump Campaign and unrelated Trump Organization have done lots and lots of study into women, using the internet and other things. And there's one thing we know women love: luxury and handsome fellas. Wouldn't THIS be better? I know if I was a broad I'd be standing up in the fucking stirrups.
Many people have said that women have a great desire for fine luxury goods and services; I've made so much money off these broads, believe me. And what is more known for luxury quality than the Trump Campaign and the unrelated Trump Organization?!
The Trump Women's Health Clinic will use nothing but the most high quality luxury level equipment, crafted from the finest metals and high quality plastics. All designed and approved by me, and most importantly, tested by myself. That's right: Your gynecological exam table has been ridden by Donald J. Trump himself. What woman wouldn't cream over that?
There's nothing women love more than getting pregnant: That's why it's such a tragedy when some just can't do it. Well the Trump Women's Health Clinic also focuses on that! Whether it's a body problem with the women, or a mental disease, The Trump Women's Health Clinic will provide all needed services and stuff to get that shit fixed. Even if she's a lezbo. We'll use nothing but the absolute greatest in science and medicine to fix whatever the hell is wrong with that woman's hoo-hah. In fact, if you upgrade to the Trump Elite Platinum Club, you get treatment from one of the smartest women-experts available, myself! Everybody tells me that I'm an absolute smart guy when it comes to women's anatomy and brain-working. So far my tests have had a 100% success rate in fixing the woman's defective-ness!
I don't know about you guys, but every woman I know can't wait to get her pussy checked the fuck out at a TRUMP WOMEN'S HEALTH CLINIC: Coming soon to a fine gaming institution near you!
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