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Which is why we're offering you the opportunity to become a member of Popehat. Your contribution will allow this site to continue to bring you up-to-date news and views on the issues that other media don't cover, such as police brutality, frivolous lawsuits, copiously documented theories about various conspiracies, what boardgames Ezra is playing, and photos of Patrick's dogs.
What your gift brings you:
PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP: $750,000 per year.
The opportunity to attend Popehat's annual cheeseburger dinner, at the exclusive Vortex of Atlanta. One guest post, custom-written by us on a topic of your choice. A Popehat coffee mug, along with a free gift basket of high quality cheeses.
GOLD MEMBERSHIP: $500,000 per year.
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