It's time for the Road to Popehat, where we check out the traffic logs, see what searches brought you here, and lose 1d6 SAN.
This time: I don't mean to be judgmental but you people are freakish.
Pony porn defenestration: You like porn of ponies being thrown out windows? Your mom was coming into your room so you threw your pony porn out the window? Actually I don't want to know.
resignation letter pirate: "Arrrr, this secretarial position be the worst job on t' whole ship."
what happened to popehat: It's a long story and it begins with Underoos and the Ford Administration. You see . . . wait. You might be asking about the server outage.
can your ex-fiance sue you for defarmation for rude messaging each other: American humanity: the Lawyer Full Employment Act.
can you go to jail for slandering: Nine out of ten Twitter law experts say yes.
will security allow me to carry tagged walrus tusk through security checkpoints: There's something endearing about this person's faith in Google.
why we should not use rodeo clowns. Because they are PEOPLE.
What kind of charges would be filed for mailing someone a dildo: Logan Act. It's always the Logan Act.
fucked up quotes about life lessons: Patrick! We have our new site slogan!