[Note from Ken: this post is the latest in a series of Derricks' efforts to explain American politics using Starcraft, which is as legitimate a method as any you see on cable.]
Oh man. Let's do a quick recap of the situation:
So MidClassMitt comes out with the most uninspiring victory out of the Primary FFA that I've seen in recent memory. I mean, compared to Dubya's staggeringly cynical moves against Mc41n in 2000 and then Mc41n's horrifically awful choice of a playing partner at the end, this year's [GOP] narrative is pretty boring. Blah blah blah lots of econ blah blah blah Santorum spammed with tons of Banelings blah blah blah Banelings self-destruct so it's only a good strategy if you're smart enough to follow up with actual troops blah blah blah Santorum is not smart. I'm no expert, but if the narrative surrounding your campaign generally goes along the lines of, "WTF… THIS guy?"… there may be some issues. In any case, as a war criminal once said, "You go to war with the army you have." That was my logic when I got married, and I've been stuck in that quagmire for about as long. ANYWAY.